When a cowgirl goes on vacation, she gets really giddy and laughs at her boyfriend for being a sore loser at board games.
Apparently, when a cowgirl goes on vacation, she also finds out that she has a shellfish allergy which results in walking Around a grocery store two beers deep with a half swollen lip.
When Texas goes on vacation, he reads old westerns and talks like an old man.
When my mom goes on vacation, I have to pick her mind up out of the gutter, every other sentence.
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